My parents went to see Elton John and Billy Joel this weekend, and they were a little apprehensive about riding the Metro to the stadium, but they quickly realized that all they had to do was follow the crowd, because, well, everyone and their mama was taking the Metro to the Elton John concert too. So, these ladies in front of them were studying a Metro map and trying to figure out how many stops until they got off.
Lady #1: “Is it five? Five stops? We’re getting off at the Waterfront?”
Lady #2: “Umm, yeah… I think… Yeah, the Waterfront.”
(Why I love my dad in 3, 2, 1…)
My Dad: “Just follow all the white people.”